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THE HUMOR

Introduction


Updated: 9/04/00
Welcome to the Humor section. In which I try to be funny but fail miserably. I added a real secret from Chrono Cross which results in a funny ending, which is why it's here. It'll most likely be the only real secret in this section.

Part I


Secrets and Codes

Secrets & Codes

The Game: Pokémon Snap
The Secret: How to Make This Game Not Suck:
How to do it:Turn it off, take out the cartridge. Go grab a hammer, or any other destructive tool. Set the cartridge down on a hard surface, raise the hammer and repeatedly beat it yelling: "I can't beleive I paid 60 bucks for this piece of Sh**!" When you're done it should be in a million pieces and all the anger should have left you. Fun, wasn't it?

The Game: Legend of Legaia
The Secret: How to get to level 99 without a Gameshark:
How to do it: Take that thing you call a life and throw it out the window. Now sit down and play 23 hours a day for three years and you might be at lvl 80. Good luck.

The Game: Parasite Eve
The Secret:How to Zip up to the top floor in the Chrysler Building then get creamed by the boss because you didn't level up in the tower like you were suppose to, you lazy bum.
How to do it: Beat the first boss and get the elevator key. Find an elevator and go down to the first floor. Then go back up, then down, then up. Go down and up about 300 times until the elevator breaks down. Now move Aya to the back wall of the elevator and she should climb out. Now climb up along the wires until you reach the highest floor. Now head up to the boss and get ready to die! Ahahahahaha...unless you're using a gameshark.

Note: This does actually work and is under here because the ending is very funny.

The Game: Chrono Cross
The Secret:Funny Ending
How to do it: First beat the game and get a New Game +. Start out on New Game + and when you get to Termina, and have to choose who to take to the Viper Mansion choose Pierre. (He's in the weapons shop) Go through and when Kid is sick choose to save her. Later on when Korcha asks to join permanatley say yes. Go beat the Ghost Ship and then go to Opassa Beach. Use the Time Egg in the purple spot, and you'll see the funniest ending in the game.

That's all for now. If you have any funny secrets E-mail me STARSCOP33.